(Source: plasticpiranhas, via andasblog)

(Source: -deadly, via angusandjuliastoned)

(Source: pro-zac, via angusandjuliastoned)

(Source: mooonfairy, via shakeyourboobs)

fagology:

No I cant

(Source: foxoxo, via no-vel)

allisimpson:

yeww tyleerrr

(Source: getoffmeson, via shakeyourboobs)

*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

(Source: pygmypinky, via aegean-sea)

i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling

(via cuffer)

aurelienne:

tat-art:

rosemary’s baby

also, nipples.

(Source: contaminating, via cultha)